Ayo what's up gamers, it's ya boi, the infallible nobody still clinging onto the desperate hope that this website will literally ever take off and make me something that someone will care about because my parents never did.
I want to keep this short because I was very intentionally only ever reviewing and analyzing video games and not livejournaling about my shit life. I just want to say to the real people who are here, and not the hundreds of individuals who found this by getting redirected from strange Russian search engines, that I'm still alive.
Long story short, I got drugged by one of my doctors and it ended up flipping some kind of weird switch in my head and I was like a zombie for a while, and that killed any desire to write. I recently just got a computer that I will be upgrading to be able to play PC games, and I have enough for a PS5, so I will be back to it shortly.
Also to clarify the drugging was done against my will and I almost sued the hospital for it, but for some reason the lawyer I called literally never called me back, so I'm now out of millions of dollars that I probably could have won for a fat malpractice lawsuit.
I'm still playing video games. I loved Death Stranding even though I didn't write about it. I'll be back at some point soon. Whenever you hear the thunderous echo of a storm on the horizon, think about me. Because like that echo, I'll be here and gone before you know it.
But then I'll be back. Because like Frank Woods and Activision's never ending cycle of one Call of Duty game after another, you can't kill me. But Corona Virus can, so please wear a mask.
Also yeah holy fuck, you guys hear about this pandemic shit?
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